Finally, the Family Porsche you've been waiting for.

"philaDLJ" (philadlj) 08/02/2013 at 11:40 • Filed to: porsche, minivan, mpv, tapir, sharan

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The thrill of a Porsche. The versatility of a multipurpose. The Tapir. From $67,992*.

CKeffer > philaDLJ 08/02/2013 at 11:42

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And now I have the urge to drink heavily. Thanks.

Mosqvich > philaDLJ 08/02/2013 at 11:45

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There really was a Porsche Tapiro concept. Close in name, not so "family-friendly".

rcasi > philaDLJ 08/02/2013 at 11:45

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No. No. NO. NONONONONONONONONONO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > philaDLJ 08/02/2013 at 11:45

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Good. Great. GRAND!

rad_mike > philaDLJ 08/02/2013 at 11:48

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I'm going to bite without doing any research of my own. Is this for real?

ttyymmnn > philaDLJ 08/02/2013 at 11:48

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A car named after a three-toed ungulate that inhabits the forest regions of South America, Central America, and Southeast Asia and is related to the horse and the rhinoceros?

Okay.

boddagettaflyer is staying put > philaDLJ 08/02/2013 at 11:56

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I mean, as long as it's RWD/manual...It's better than driving a Sienna, I guess.

/copies, saves for April Fool's trolling.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > philaDLJ 08/02/2013 at 11:59

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BJ > philaDLJ 08/02/2013 at 11:59

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How much horsepower? 500, 600, 1 bazillion? And torques, does it have a lot?

Looks like a fat Golf. Would not buy.

TheOnelectronic > rad_mike 08/02/2013 at 12:08

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He's been doing these lately. They're terrifying.

But not real, no worries. Not sure Porsche would actually use "Ayo" in their marketing.

TheOnelectronic > philaDLJ 08/02/2013 at 12:09

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philaDLJ: Oppo Horror Expert

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > philaDLJ 08/02/2013 at 12:30

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frogberg > philaDLJ 08/02/2013 at 12:53

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I know it's bullshit, but it gives me an excuse to post one of my favorite GIFs.

Mazarin > philaDLJ 08/02/2013 at 12:56

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Nope.

Rosetto Viacava > philaDLJ 08/02/2013 at 13:32

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Lambo, Maserati, and Ferrari vans, please?

matt > boddagettaflyer is staying put 08/08/2013 at 12:21

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Very true, I really dont like riding in my mothers beige Sienna anymore